Paisley is hilarious!

Some more of the cutest and funniest things Paisley is doing..............

*She got some more new ponies and there is blue around some of the ponies eyes so Paisley comes up to me and tells me that he ponies have water in their eyes. I then have to explain to her that that is the color of their eyes. It was funny.
*We had a family home evening on how Jesus gave us our bodies and with them we can run and play and skip and clap....etc. Well, one day we are sitting at Dani's and she starts telling us how food goes in her body and comes out her bum. We laughed and I looked at her and asked her who taught her that and she said, "Jesus!" Well okay then!
*She was on the bed with me when I was putting on Elli's pajamas and she noticed Ellie's ear and put her finger in it and said, "Look mom, there's a hole in Ellie's ear!" Of course I showed her that we all have them.
*Paisley likes to pretend I'm the baby and she's the mom. So we were playing and I said, "I love you mom!" and she said, "I love you sweetheart!" in the sweetest little voice. Just then I grabbed for my phone and she said, "No, that's my phone!" in another sweet voice. Of course! She was playing mom so it was her phone. It was so funny! I told Doug and we got a good laugh.
*We were sitting at grandma Marcia's house and she put her cereal bowl on her head and said, "Look mom, I'm a human!" I have no idea where that came from but it was hilarious!
*We were sitting in the living room and I told Doug to do something and jokingly he said, "YOU do it!" and I smile and said, "Okay, then you come feed Ellie!" (obviously he can't because I'm nursing) and Doug said, "Ok!" Well, Paisley understood just what was wrong with that and said, "No! You don't have a belly!" Just me and mom have bellies!" So cute!
*Paisley loves to help me make cookies but our favorite is that she calls them "Cooukies!"
*Paisley was hungry so I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said, "Chicken, rolls, bees and green bees!" (beans and green beans)
*Paisley was up a little later than usual with us one night as we were watching our weekly show and an Arby's commercial came on. She said, "Mom and Dad watch! It says 'We have the meats!'" And she said it in a deep voice like they do. Sure enough it said that very thing. We started laughing and Paisley was loving life because we thought she was so funny. It was probably one of the funniest things she's ever done.
*One morning after Paisley had slept with me (after crying for me in the night) she woke up and said, "Mom, the sky's awake!" She wanted to wake up and I was still tired. I lightly opened my eyes a few times and shut them. I was going to sleep as long as possible. All of a sudden I feel her little hand gently and lightly stroke my head a few times. I wanted to bust up laughing and smiling but thought I would just keep sleeping if she'd let me. So cute!
*We were sitting on the couch and I was dying at how cute she was and we were kind of snuggling. I look at her and say, "I love you!" She looks at me and reaches her hand around my neck and as she pulls me into her she says in the cutest little voice, "Come here!" I laughed so hard that she continued to do it all night! Melt my heart!
*I might have already told this one previously but if not here it is. We were putting her to bed and she said, "Mom, I'm hungry." I think I said something like we just had dinner or it's time to go to bed and she said, "But mom my teeth is hungry! See?!" and opened her mouth to show me! So funny!